Sat 3-21-2009 Ben-cyclopedia Made Up Words Phrases Update!

Sat 3-21-2009 Ben-cyclopedia Made Up Words and Phrases Update!

Spreading the awesome – to review this means spending time with a wide variety of different people so they can all be exposed to the awesomeness that is ME. Made up by ME.
Bum snake – a big, healthy deuce-dropping that resembles a python in its size, scariness and deadliness. Made up by ME.
Irish nap – when you are going into the bedroom drunk to pass out for the night and you hit the floor before you make it to the bed. Made up by ME.
Mommery – a colony or collection of hot moms or MILFs who happen to be in the same place at the same time so that male bystanders and all around dirty-minded male perverts can enjoy their collective hotness and use it as fodder for filthy fantasies. Made up by ME.
Amazingness – the act or condition of being amazing. This can refer to Clay Aiken, the Octomom, Heidi and Spencer or Paula Abdul. See also – Republic of Douchbagerie.
Milf-tastic – the condition of being a hot mom or mom I’d like to fuck. Made up by ME.
Titty patriot – refers to girls who free their titties from the unfair bondage of brassieres for the betterment and enjoyment of all humanity. Made up by ME. NB 11
Bartendress – female bartender, usually hot, sociable, friendly, with a rocking body and wearing very tight fitting spandex outfits because it’s the “required uniform – wink, wink.” It has nothing to do with the fact that their ass and tits look amazing in their outfit or that it increases the tips they receive. Made up by ME. NB 10
Bestness – compliments of the TV show Dollhouse starring Eliza Dushku. It means the act or condition of being the best at something. In this case she was referring to Bonnie and Clyde, the bank robbing duo.
Funner – the comparative of the word fun. Compliments of Bethanny from the TV show The Real Housewives of New York City. As in “this is one of the more funner experiences I ‘ve ever had.”
I cheers to you – means I am toasting you with an alcoholic beverage in my glass and I can’t express this action in any clearer way. Same source as above – Bethanny.