Mon 3-9-2009 A Bad Day All Around!!
I woke up and realized my farts smelled like brunschweiger (liver sausage) which even in its freshest state doesn’t smell too good. I looked in the mirror at work and realized I had 80’s porno hair. By noon, I was riding in my truck, it was getting warmer outside and I knew I had swampass because I could smell my own butt.
I got home finally and my cat started licking me, thinking I was too sick to clean myself. When the other cat started doing it too, I made myself a drink. I didn’t know I had mixed prune juice and vodka until I spent all afternoon in the bathroom. My girlfriend came home just long enough to break up with me before going to Cabo with her company-owning boyfriend Mitchell. What a whirlwind!!
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