2/25/2010 Am I a Multi-Kleptomaniac ??

Dear Non-Existent Readers;
Just got back from the Caribbean on my first cruise vacation and I must admit I am a little fatter since the food was so damn good. I also realized I have a couple of strange habits. I steal good pens wherever I go - doctor's office, physical therapy, chiropractor, dentist, therapists offices - I think it's because they get nice pens from the pharmaceutical sales reps and at my job, they don't even provide us with pens to write anything down. Also - for the sake of full disclosure I liberated a coffee cup, a dinner napkin and a spoon from the S.S. Klepto before I disembarkated from the ship. Another weird habit - I collect business cards from barber shops. Maybe because I haven't had a truly good haircut in several years and I'm cheap as dirt, so I end up going to less talented follicle workers at Great Clips, Super Cuts and other fine chain establishments. I must say, the best haircuts I got recently were at V's Barbershop near Chandler Heights Rd. and Alma School in Chandler, and Cut To A T on Elliot by Kyrene in Tempe.