Tue 4-28-2009 Letter To Chelsea Lately.

Tue 4-28-2009 Letter To Chelsea Lately.

Dear Chelsea;
You, my dear, are not simply borderline amazing, you are all the way, peddle to the metal amazing. Important note: I am not a gay male, I am simply giving credit where it is due. I’d also give kudos to Chuy for embracing and exploiting his nuggetness to the greatest extent possible. Self-exploitation is the best kind. If your staff is too awestruck or self-absorbed (read Heather McDonald) to tell you, then I will. Happy to do it. I applaud your ridicule of consistently douchebag personalities such as Heidi and Spencer (they don’t deserve the Speidi tag – they’re the lint on Amy Winehouse’s urine-soaked bikini). Anyway – you rock. I’m going to post this on my blog so that my non-existent (so far) reader base can learn the virtues of listening to Dr. Lately and Judge Lately when her font of wisdom is turned on high.
Your Non-Mormon Viewer and Fan,
B.G. Malarkey
Phoenix, AZ (Cougar Capitol of the World)

Mon 5-11-2009 MILF of the Year!

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Mon 5-11-2009 Ben-cyclopedia Word of the Day

Mon 5-11-2009 Ben-cyclopedia Word of the Day

Redress – the act of putting your clothes back on following a certain period of shameful or shameless activity.