Monday, June 8, 2009

Sat 5-23-2009 Phrase of the Day - Hot Girl Syndrome Explained

Sat 5-23-2009 Phrase of the Day - Hot Girl Syndrome Explained

Hot Girl Syndrome - This is simply the idea that a girl who is beautiful, sexy, cute, young or has a killer body isn’t very skilled or good in bed because (simply put) she doesn’t have to be. She’ll have no problem getting or keeping a boyfriend because he will usually be the envy of his friends and other guys in general. The real problem with a girl having this syndrome is that no girl is the only hot girl around and very few girls are always the hottest girl wherever they go. Eventually competition rears its ugly head and a more skilled or willing female enters the arena. Hotness levels fluctuate by zipcode, continent and for you trekkies, by galaxy.
Also, time plays a factor and at some point a hot girl will be competing with both younger and hotter girls and older, hotter girls ( your local cougar colony has many ladies that sport very low cut tops and don’t play the high-maintenance card thinking it is going to work for them). Young girls are starting to realize that a good-looking 25 year old guy is choosing a cougar over them because the head games and high maintenance of the twenty-somethings gets tiresome eventually. Most cougars are good to go when they see what they want and they are usually aware of what they are looking for.
They happen to have a little experience and know what to do with younger guys when they bring them back to their dens. The younger girls haven’t had to try very hard in bed and don’t have the experience of their feral feline counterparts. Fortunately, most of the ladies afflicted with hot girl syndrome eventually get into a relationship with a guy that they want to stay with and then they start to learn how to please their man. Those are the lessons no other girl or cougar will be able to take away from them.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Sun 5-17-2009 Word of the Day - Auto-Wilding.

Sun 5-17-2009 Word of the Day - Auto-Wilding.

Crimes committed and mayhem perpetrated while in the confines of a moving motor vehicle.

Sat 5-16-2009 Ideas to Save the Publishing Industry

Sat 5-16-2009 Ideas to Save the Publishing Industry

Suburban Whore – a magazine for the modern woman.

Tweener Slut – for the 13 year old girl in all of us who wishes she was brave enough to wear all of the different colored wristbands.