1-16-2009 Important Disclaimer

The stories contained in this blog have been dramatized for the written word. All events, characters, locales, scenarios and debaucheries detailed herein may or may not sound familiar or be factual, depending on my mood at the time I wrote it. Any visuals conjured up in your brain fluid which resemble videos from Internet porn are purely coincidental. In my defense, all I can say is that a chemical imbalance in the brain is a terrible thing to waste.