Thu 2-5-2009 My Hillbilly Neighbors

Thu 2-5-2009 My Hillbilly Neighbors

The good thing about living in my exclusive enclave is the endless yard sales, the cars up on blocks and the boats for sale in front of the houses. Also – none of them have decided to pursue means of earning income that doesn’t involve pulling nails out of boards or starting up power grinders at 5:30 AM right next to my bedroom window. Some would say this is the case because of the recession, but my neighbors have been carrying on this way for the past 2 years. The only upside I’ve discovered so far is the fact that, during the summer the young wives and girlfriends start wearing daisy duke shorts with their asscheeks half out and bright neon bikini tops barely covering their blossoming bossoms. Especially true when the girls jump up and down in excitement as they are going to the lake so they can hang out on the boat to get drunk and slutty.
You’ve never seen such free spirits as a couple of country girls full of cocktails and horniness, looking for someone to mount them. Mix in a southern accent and I’m a goner. It’s a fact – country girls know things the city girls don’t. Things like how to get ridden like a farm animal while howling your lungs out with the light of a full moon shining on the hay loft. Or getting down in the swimming hole without letting on to your young cousins who are a mere 30 feet away. Add some whiskey or rum to any of these scenarios and you have a sure fire recipe for some fun. Yeehaw !!!